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beagle has better rizz than me at the park

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Cass
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Cass

took the dog out. three separate women talked to me because of him. i said "nice weather" like a NPC and fled.

how do dog people convert park small talk into not-immediately-dying.

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  • Tasha

    Tasha

    ask one follow-up about their dog. then offer your number if the chat lasts more than two minutes. scripts help.

  • softbutch42

    softbutch42

    "want to walk a loop together" is a low-stakes upgrade from weather talk.

  • Cass

    Cass

    a loop. i can do a loop. maybe

  • Gwen

    Gwen

    your beagle is doing divine work. don't leave him hanging.

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